i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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