Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Randomize
