That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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