I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I want her autograph on my taint
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
