I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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