After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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