...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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