It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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