Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Are my feet made of real feet?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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