Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
