I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
sarcasm needs its own font
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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