I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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