Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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