just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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