God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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