Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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