I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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