i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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