Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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