my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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