I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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