if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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