Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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