his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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