for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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