like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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