Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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