do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize
