Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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