"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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