Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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