I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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