I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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