ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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