I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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