I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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