I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Be still, my beating vagina.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
