He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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