Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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