Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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