Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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