Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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