Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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