I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
COCAINE IS GR8
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Randomize
