how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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