Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Randomize
