Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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