based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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