called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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