Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
More tranny stories later!
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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