I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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