College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
In America we eat man semen.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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